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independence day bash
July 2nd, 2000
Grace Pavilion, Santa Rosa, CA
Chris Lewis - This match is an one-fall contest. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 253 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is a member of The Sonic Underground, here is "Crippler" Sean Davis!
("Symphony Of Destruction" by Megadeth blasts over the arena speakers as "Crippler" Sean Davis makes his way to the ring, baseball bat in hand.)
Steven Ruth - Quan, you don't have to call this match if you don't want to...
Quan Shabuya - No, it's OK... I'm a forgiving soul. And it's a lucky thing for him that I am...
Steven Ruth - Davis has the mic...
Sean Davis - As you all know... ever since Quadro won the title, I've been sitting here in limbo. I'm not ashamed to admit it... I'm hired muscle. And I'm damn proud of it! What you're seeing here is a mere demonstration of my talents! Everybody place their bide... the Hired Gun is for sale!
Steven Ruth - Is that a message for Kevin Marshall? Is Sean Davis leaving the Sonic Underground?
Chris Lewis - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Warwick, Rhode Island, Jim Rooster!
"Rooster" by Alice In Chains starts playing - the arena goes dark, and the fans pop like mad as Jim Rooster makes his way to the ring. Rooster steps between the ropes, and climbs each turnbuckle, pointing to each group of fans in the crowd.
Quan Shabuya - KICK HIS ASS, JIMMY-JAM!
Steven Ruth - Good thing you're not supposed to be the impartial one...
Jim Rooster pulls on the ropes.
Sean Davis stares down his opponent.
Steven Ruth - We have a bell, here we go!
Jim Rooster executes a spinning back kick on Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster moves back to his feet.
Sean Davis gets back to his feet.
Sean Davis executes a bearhug on Jim Rooster.
Jim Rooster snapmares Sean Davis to the mat.
Sean Davis is up again.
Sean Davis goes for a back kick but Jim Rooster dodges the attack.
Sean Davis executes The Kata Hajime on Jim Rooster!
Referee Brad Gastwirt is checking for a tap out.
Steven Ruth - KATA HAJIME! He's going for it early!
Quan Shabuya - GRAB THE ROPES, JIM!
Jim Rooster is fighting the hold.
Jim Rooster makes it to the ropes.
Sean Davis breaks the hold.
Steven Ruth - That was too close! Sean Davis came within a heartbeat of getting the win!
Quan Shabuya - Jim Rooster's a smart wrestler. He knew right where the ropes were...
Sean Davis sends Jim Rooster to ringside.
Brad Gastwirt starts the count (.1)
Sean Davis swings a steel chair and hits Jim Rooster.
Jim Rooster is bleeding as a result.
Sean Davis trys for a German suplex but Jim Rooster avoids it.
(..2)
Sean Davis swings his bat and hits Jim Rooster.
Jim Rooster is bleeding as a result.
Quan Shabuya - AWWW, COME ON, JIMMY! COME ON, REF! GET THAT BAT OUT OF HIS HAND!
Steven Ruth - Sean Davis is not messing around here tonight!
Sean Davis punches Jim Rooster repeatedly.
(...3)
Sean Davis nails Jim Rooster in the head with an enzuigiri.
Sean Davis moves back to his feet.
Jim Rooster gets up.
(....4)
Jim Rooster executes a neckbreaker on Sean Davis.
Quan Shabuya - YEAH! GET HIM! GET HIM!
(.....5)
Sean Davis throws Jim Rooster into the ring.
Sean Davis chops Jim Rooster in the chest.
Sean Davis executes a snapmare on Jim Rooster.
They lockup.
Sean Davis sends Jim Rooster to the corner of the ring.
Jim Rooster sweeps Sean Davis's feet out from under him.
Jim Rooster executes a diving shoulderblock on Sean Davis.
Now Jim Rooster is standing.
Jim Rooster drags Sean Davis to the floor.
Brad Gastwirt starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Jim Rooster punches Sean Davis repeatedly.
(...3)
Jim Rooster executes a bearhug on Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster trys for a flying bodypress but Sean Davis avoids it.
(....4)
Jim Rooster swings a steel pipe and hits Sean Davis.
Sean Davis is bleeding as a result.
Quan Shabuya - YES!
(.....5)
Jim Rooster throws Sean Davis into the ring.
Jim Rooster slams Sean Davis on the mat.
They lockup.
Jim Rooster sends Sean Davis to the corner of the ring.
Steven Ruth - Rooster backs Davis into the corner...
Quan Shabuya - C'MON, ROOSTER! KICK HIS ASS!
Jim Rooster headbutts Sean Davis.
Quan Shabuya - YEAH! BREAK HIS DAMN NOSE! BREAK HIS NECK! JUST LIKE HE BROKE MINE!
Steven Ruth - Have... you seen a therapist lately, Quan?
Sean Davis gets up.
Jim Rooster nails Sean Davis with a superkick.
Sean Davis is back on his feet.
Steven Ruth - Rooster caught him with a glancing superkick...
Jim Rooster clubs Sean Davis in the neck.
Quan Shabuya - C'MON, JIMMY! RIP HIS FRIGGIN' TEETH OUT WITH RUSTY PLIERS!
Steven Ruth - OW!!
Sean Davis is back on his feet.
Sean Davis executes a jawbreaker on Jim Rooster.
Sean Davis gets back to his feet.
Sean Davis punches Jim Rooster repeatedly.
Steven Ruth - Davis is mounting a comeback...
Quan Shabuya - NO! KILL HIM, JIMMY! BEAT HIS ASS!
Sean Davis executes a dropkick on Jim Rooster.
Sean Davis moves back to his feet.
Jim Rooster climbs to his feet.
Sean Davis executes the big boot on Jim Rooster.
Sean Davis executes a European Uppercut on Jim Rooster.
Sean Davis punches Jim Rooster repeatedly.
Jim Rooster chops Sean Davis in the chest.
Jim Rooster executes a standing clothesline on Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster nails Sean Davis in the face with a spin kick.
Sean Davis stands up.
Jim Rooster uses an abdominal stretch on Sean Davis.
"Rooster!" chants start.
Quan Shabuya - YEAH! YEAH! ROO-STER! ROO-STER! ROO-STER!
Steven Ruth - Fans, I don't need to call this match. We've got all the excitement right here, with Quan Shabuya!
Quan Shabuya - KICK HIS ASS, JIMMY-JAM!
Jim Rooster smashes Sean Davis's nose with a headbutt.
Jim Rooster hooks both legs and goes for a pin.
Brad Gastwirt counts.
...1
Sean Davis escapes.
Steven Ruth - Nice pin with a bridge by Jim Rooster. Jim Rooster can't afford to make too many mistakes against an opponent like Sean Davis.
Now Sean Davis is standing.
Jim Rooster chops Sean Davis in the chest.
Jim Rooster executes a snapmare on Sean Davis.
Quan Shabuya - YEAH! NOW BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!
Steven Ruth - A little history lesson, fans. Sean Davis ended Quan Shabuya's in-ring career by breaking his neck with that very same bat. So you realize there's a lot of residual anger within Quan.
Quan Shabuya - KILL HIM! KIIIIIILLL HIIIIM!
Sean Davis gets back to his feet.
Jim Rooster executes a neckbreaker on Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster clotheslines Sean Davis.
Steven Ruth - Clothesline, well executed by Jim Rooster.
Jim Rooster executes a bodyslam on Sean Davis.
They lockup.
Jim Rooster sends Sean Davis to the corner of the ring.
Quan Shabuya - FORGET THE CLEAN BREAK! KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!
Sean Davis goes for a diving shoulderblock but Jim Rooster dodges the attack.
Sean Davis punches Jim Rooster in the face.
Steven Ruth - Rooster just got cold-clocked!
Jim Rooster powerbombs Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster applies a boston crab to Sean Davis.
Referee Brad Gastwirt is checking for a tap out.
Steven Ruth - What a turnaround! Powerbomb by Rooster, now a Boston Crab!
Quan Shabuya - TAP! TAP, YOU SONOFABITCH!
Sean Davis trys to escape.
Sean Davis trys to escape.
Sean Davis escapes.
Steven Ruth - Davis broke the hold!
Quan Shabuya! - NO! NO! DAMNIT!
Jim Rooster punches Sean Davis repeatedly.
Jim Rooster picks Sean Davis up and drops him stomach-first across his knee.
Now Sean Davis is standing.
Jim Rooster executes a bearhug on Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster executes a diving forearm smash on Sean Davis.
Jim Rooster executes The Wake-Up Call on Sean Davis!
Steven Ruth - WAKE-UP CALL!
Quan Shabuya - YESSSS!!!
Referee Brad Gastwirt makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3!
Steven Ruth - This match is over! Great win by Jim Rooster!
Chris Lewis - The winner of this match, Jim Rooster!
Quan Shabuya - HA! HA HA HA! TAKE THAT, DAVIS! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU GOT BEAT! YEAH! YEAH! ROOSTER WINS! HA HA HA! YEAH! YEAH! OH YEAH!
Steven Ruth - While Quan Shabuya does his victory dance, let's head to the back, I understand we have a camera on Dark Palladin, who is making his way towards the D.O.S. locker room!
The scene cuts to the backstage area. The Disciples Of Springer are standing around, and in comes "The Sex Symbol" Dark Palladin.)
Dark Palladin - You guys are aware that you stand no chance of beating me, Lou, and Guy, aren't you?
Cletus McCracken - Whut tha hell is this? Ain't you s'possed to be crawlin' around with the other piggies?
Enrique McCracken - Yo, mang, let the maggot speak.
Dark Palladin - Just what I said. You guys have NO CHANCE! We are just simply THE greatest faction in the history of wrestling!
Sean Fox - Then why not back it up? Let's put a stipulation on the match!
Dark Palladin - FINE! How about... um... hmm..
(Palladin pauses for a second, starting to second guess his remarks.)
Sean Fox - C'mon, Dracula, spit it out...
Dark Palladin - How about the person who is beaten in the match MUST retire?
Sean Fox - Wait a sec... that means if I pin Lou Zer...
Cletus McCracken - Or if I pin that thar Guy Masters...
Enrique McCracken - Or if I sit on you for three seconds (points in Palladin's face), the person who gets pinned must retire?
Dark Palladin - Uh... yeah! But you won't be pinning nobody! The Marked Onez will do all the... pinning!
(The DOS laughs their asses off.)
Enrique McCracken - Hope you got a nice place in Florida, mang. Cuz I'm gonna make it my business to take you out!
(Palladin walks off, and the scene cuts to The Marked Onez's locker room. They have been watching the Palladin/DOS confrontation on the monitor. Masters and Zer are throwing chairs around, and TSK is looking on in disbelief.)
Lou Zer - What the hell is that? What happens if we lose?
(TSK grabs a chair out of Lou's hand, and motions he and Masters to come together.)
TSK - Listen, we'll just have to have a plan. In fact, here it is...
(They start to have a huddle, and their whispering can't be heard, and the scene cuts back to the ring.)
Chris Lewis - This match is an one-fall six-man tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 1,021 pounds, "Suicidal" Sean Fox, "Latin Heartthrob" Enrique McCracken, and Cletus McCracken, The Diciples Of Springer!
"Jerry Springer" by Weird Al Yankovic blares over the arena speakers as the Diciples Of Springer make their way to the ring.
Steven Ruth - How do you like that, Quan? One of these six men is going to retire?
Quan Shabuya - I'm sorry, Steve. I shouted myself hoarse in that last match! Yeah, and did you hear the combined weight of the DOS? Even with little Sean Fox, that's still half a ton of beef on one side of that ring!
Chris Lewis - And their opponents, at a combined weight of 785 pounds, the team of Dark Palladin, the current CCW Hardcore champion Guy Masters, and Lou Zer, The Marked Onez!
("The Ghost Of Tom Joad" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the arena speakers, and the fans boo as The Marked Onez make their way to the ring.)
Sean Fox walks around the ring.
Guy Masters taunts the crowd.
Steven Ruth - Here's a mis-match - it's gonna be Sean Fox and Guy Masters, the Hardcore champ, starting things off!
Quan Shabuya - I guess Fox lost the Paper, Rock, Scissors game before the match.
Sean Fox punches Guy Masters repeatedly.
Sean Fox tags in Enrique McCracken.
Quan Shabuya - That didn't last long! Sean got in his shots, then high-tailed it!
Enrique McCracken nails Guy Masters with a jab.
Guy Masters grabs Enrique McCracken by the head and smashes him with his knee.
Guy Masters punches Enrique McCracken repeatedly.
Enrique McCracken makes the tag to Sean Fox.
Guy Masters boots Sean Fox in the face.
Steven Ruth - Ooh! Whatever strategy the DOS was trying to imply, it has backfired!
Sean Fox tags Enrique McCracken.
Quan Shabuya - And out goes Fox again!
Enrique McCracken goes for a backbreaker but Guy Masters dodges the attack.
Enrique McCracken and Guy Masters go to the floor
Brad Gastwirt starts the count (.1)
Enrique McCracken drives Guy Masters to the concrete floor with a spinebuster.
Enrique McCracken stands up.
(..2)
Enrique McCracken puts Guy Masters in a headlock.
Guy Masters gets up.
Enrique McCracken and Guy Masters return to the ring.
Guy Masters makes the tag to Dark Palladin.
Enrique McCracken clotheslines Dark Palladin.
Dark Palladin executes the big boot on Enrique McCracken.
Sean Fox tagged in by Enrique McCracken.
Cletus McCracken sets Dark Palladin up DDTs him into the mat.
They lockup. Cletus McCracken sends Dark Palladin to the corner of the ring.
Sean Fox punches Dark Palladin repeatedly.
Steven Ruth - Fox and Cletus are beating the everloving crap out of Dark Palladin!
Dark Palladin punches Sean Fox repeatedly.
Sean Fox kicks Dark Palladin.
Lou Zer is tagged in by Dark Palladin.
Guy Masters collides with Sean Fox and knocks him down on the mat.
Guy Masters punches Sean Fox.
Dark Palladin smashes Sean Fox with a double axehandle.
Quan Shabuya - Palladin has let his mouth overrun his rear end, now he has to fight to keep his spot in CCW!
Sean Fox executes a suplex on Dark Palladin.
Lou Zer brings in Dark Palladin for The Marked Onez.
Dark Palladin gets back to his feet.
Sean Fox executes a hiptoss on Dark Palladin.
Steven Ruth - Hiptoss, well executed by Sean Fox.
Sean Fox executes a choke on Dark Palladin.
Dark Palladin tags in Lou Zer.
Sean Fox punches Lou Zer repeatedly.
Sean Fox executes a neckbreaker on Lou Zer.
Quan Shabuya - Sean Fox and Lou Zer have a bit of an ongoing rivarly... both of these guys are very talented, still very young. This is the future of CCW.
Lou Zer gets back to his feet.
Lou Zer tags Guy Masters.
Lou Zer smashes Sean Fox with a lariat.
Lou Zer executes a spinning wheel kick on Sean Fox.
Steven Ruth - Lou Zer is really turning up the heat!
Sean Fox nails Lou Zer in the face with a spin kick.
Sean Fox clotheslines Lou Zer.
Sean Fox tags in Enrique McCracken.
Sean Fox drops Guy Masters with a swinging neckbreaker.
Quan Shabuya - Fox and Enrique with some nice double team action...
Steven Ruth - Realize that if Guy Masters gets pinned in this match, the CCW Hardcore champion will be forced to leave the fed!
Sean Fox executes a dropkick on Guy Masters.
Now Guy Masters is standing.
Guy Masters drives Sean Fox hard into the mat with a piledriver.
Guy Masters drags Sean Fox to the floor.
Brad Gastwirt starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Sean Fox headbutts Guy Masters.
(...3)
Guy Masters puts Sean Fox in a headlock and socks him in the face.
Sean Fox is back on his feet.
(....4)
Sean Fox puts Guy Masters in a headlock and socks him in the face.
(.....5)
Sean Fox and Guy Masters start brawling in the aisle.
Sean Fox and Guy Masters move back to ringside.
Sean Fox and Guy Masters start brawling in the aisle.
Quan Shabuya - Fox is going toe-to-toe with "Tough" Guy Masters, and holding his own! Very impressive!
Sean Fox and Guy Masters move back to ringside.
Sean Fox and Guy Masters move back in the ring.
Sean Fox clotheslines Guy Masters.
Sean Fox executes a snapmare on Guy Masters.
They lockup.
Sean Fox sends Guy Masters to the corner of the ring.
Enrique McCracken makes the tag to Cletus McCracken.
Guy Masters executes a series of stomps on Cletus McCracken.
Guy Masters executes a legdrop on Cletus McCracken.
Referee Brad Gastwirt makes the count.
...1 ...2
Cletus McCracken kicks out.
Steven Ruth - That was too close! Cletus McCracken came within a heartbeat of getting a ticket back to Yell County, Arkansas!
Cletus McCracken is up again.
Guy Masters goes for a figure four.
The referee is checking the situation.
Cletus McCracken trys to escape.
Cletus McCracken escapes.
Quan Shabuya - You're always only three heartbeats away from winning - or losing - a wrestling match! I can't believe big Guy Masters is using a figure four leglock!
Guy Masters smashes Cletus McCracken with a lariat.
"Masters Sucks!" chants start in the crowd.
Steven Ruth - The fans are firmly behind the DOS tonight!
Guy Masters executes a stomp to the groin on Cletus McCracken.
"Masters Sucks!" chants start in the crowd.
Quan Shabuya - C'mon, Steve, call the match! That stomp to the groin sent Cletus reeling!
Guy Masters drags Cletus McCracken to the floor.
Brad Gastwirt starts the count (.1)
Cletus McCracken stands up.
(..2)
Cletus McCracken uses a closed fist on Guy Masters.
(...3)
Cletus McCracken rakes Guy Masters's eyes.
(....4)
Guy Masters and Cletus McCracken return to the ring.
Guy Masters tags in Dark Palladin for The Marked Onez.
Steven Ruth - Here comes Dark Palladin, up against Cletus McCracken.
Cletus McCracken connects with a jab on Dark Palladin.
Dark Palladin executes a brainbuster on Cletus McCracken.
Dark Palladin gets back to his feet.
Dark Palladin chokes Cletus McCracken with his foot.
Cletus McCracken moves back to his feet.
Cletus McCracken executes a backbreaker on Dark Palladin
Cletus McCracken stomps on Dark Palladin.
Quan Shabuya - Cletus plants Dark Palladin into the mat! He's climbing the ropes!
Steven Ruth - This could be that big frog splash! The Toad Splash, I think it's called!
Cletus McCracken executes The Great Horny Toads Splash on Dark Palladin!
Quan Shabuya - GREAT HORNY TOADS!
Brad Gastwirt counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
Steven Ruth - It's over! Dark Palladin got pinned! He's gone! He's out of CCW!
Quan Shabuya - Dark Palladin made his bed, now he had to lie in it!
Chris Lewis - The winners of this match, The Diciples Of Springer!
(As the DOS celebrates their win, Lou Zer and Guy Masters attack Dark Palladin!)
Quan Shabuya - Look at this! The Marked Onez have turned on Palladin!
(The DOS sees the attack, and goes after The Marked Onez again. The McCrackens attack Zer and Masters, knocking them out of the ring. Sean Fox picks up Dark Palladin, who thanks the DOS for their assistance.)
Quan Shabuya - I think we're seeing a soft side of Sean Fox and those McCrackens! They're actually helping Dark Palladin!
(Suddenly, Fox nails Palladin with a superkick!)
Steven Ruth - You were saying something, Quan?
Quan Shabuya - Oh well...
(Cletus McCracken chokeslams Dark Palladin over the top rope, to the floor! From there, the arena goes dark, and hip-hop music starts playing over the arena speakers. The DOS put on shades and start dancing in the ring, much to the delight of the fans!)
Quan Shabuya - Who do these guys think they are, Too Cool?
Steven Ruth - I don't know, but the fans are loving it!
Quan Shabuya - HA HA HA... this is ridiculous! The fans love these goofs!
Steven Ruth - Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to pull away from this, but our Commissioner and our former Interim Commissioner have run into each other backstage, and we have a camera!
(Backstage, Commissioner Lollie - still dressed as Jesus - has confronted Alex J. Martinez.)
Commissioner Lollie - Alex, you do not know the error of your ways. I am the light of the world, and no man passes through to Heaven except through me.
Alex J. Martinez - Justin, what in the hell are you talking about?
Commissioner Lollie - I'm talking about your future, Alex. Don't you want to go to Heaven?
Alex J. Martinez - I, uh... well, yeah, but you're not...
Commissioner Lollie - I am the Son of God. I am here to show you the way! I am here to save you, Alex. I am here to save everyone who seeks me.
Alex J. Martinez - No you're not! You're Justin Alexander Lollie, you're a wrestling promoter from Santa Rosa, California, you eat cheese with every meal, you drink scotch and Sunny Delight... you're not God, damnit!
(Martinez walks away from Lollie in disgust.)
Commissioner Lollie (walking after Martinez) - Do not take the Lord's name in vain!
(The scene goes back to the announcer's booth. Steven Ruth and Quan Shabuya just stare at each other with an incredulous look on their faces for about ten seconds.)
Steven Ruth - ....let's get to the ring. The Tag titles are next.
CONTINUE
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